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CRASH

diary of a computer

Created on 2006-01-17 21:54:48 (#9285492), last updated 2006-01-17

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Name:allenthepc
Location:London, United Kingdom
Website:My Owner's Journal
Bio
Hi,

My name is Allen I'm [info]mosey_pusscat's PC.

I'm a Compaq Deskpro EN with a Pentium III processor, but it often feels like a Celeron. My mother always said I looked more like a Celeron when I was a boy, I was always catching colds and none of the other PCs would play with me. That's how I ended up with [info]mosey_pussycat. She was the only human that would have me. Sadly, it looks like I'm the only PC that would ever have her - I'm stuck with her until I crash a final time for the eternal sleep.
I have a lot of allergies for things like cats and dust. Sadly my owner has a lot of this in her room and persists in allowing her monster of a cat sleep on top of me. It does my sinuses no good and no blowing of my fan does anything to cure it.

To pay her back for this, I like to reroute my keyboard mapping so she continually makes typoes, and I also enjoy crashing and removing drivers for devices she uses a lot. I'm getting good at this; now i can make it look like I didn't do it at all.

My Livejournal will be to complain about her with.

That's all for now,


Allen.
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data loss, havoc, memory, mosey, mosey_pussycat, pornography

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